They pulled out their guns.
They came after us. I did what I had to do to protect the kids. I got them all Popsicles. They seemed content to just sit and eat...so I took action on the misfits.
Then...out of nowhere...they came after me.
I ran like a well trained athlete...you can tell by the placement of my hands. I know what the boys were thinking...
This lady is good. How are we going to catch her when she is in such good shape? She is just like a deer gliding through the back yard. (My story...my details)
They were gaining on me...so I did what any loving Mother would do in this situation.
I tackled and sat on my oldest child and sprayed him directly in the face with water until he cried for Mercy.
I am such a good parent. :)
Have a Blessed Day!
Amy
4 comments:
Love it!! You go momma!!
You are too fun!
OK...I love it! I love the picture of you shooting your child in the face followed by "Have a Blessed Day!" Classic...Love you girl!
Fun, fun!
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